English Bloopers
It's the end of the semester. It's time to review the funniest sentences written by my students this semester!
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If you can make the good system, we can cope well with a problem.
So, you’ll make a beautiful and eternal love with new man.
first stretchy before to begin, after that 5 min. warm up, then 20 min. exercise, after 5 min. cool down, and the last thing stretchy after the exercise- 3 or 4 days a week and bam, it’s a health
It is no easy answer to question..
I had heard stories that the costumes are the best publicity that the impresarios could have, and it is free.
(In response to the question, “What is the purpose of your essay?”): tO CALL ATTENTION OF EVERY BODY TO SEE EVERYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP THOSE PEOPLE ON THIS WORLD AND GIVE THEM ALL INFORMATION ABOUT THAT.
Few people require the virtues of humility and service.
(Concluding sentence to an essay): Music is life, music is loud.
In conclusion, almost all the people are a footstep, because they are different and have different abilities that need to explode.
The Mayas believed the world is divided in three parts: the land, the heaven, and hall.
That’s why racism causes cream.
An increase of tourism has many benefits and endangered species.
Testosterone produces the testicles.
Of course there is risk being stolen, but anyway all of us could be stolen one day.
The funds were smooth and white.
But I really like Provo’s banana. It is very palatable.
(Title): Eating the Hard Drive
Especially, victim goes through the bed dream without recognized content, avoid persons and place.
If you enjoyed these, some other fantastic English bloopers are found at engrish.com
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If you can make the good system, we can cope well with a problem.
So, you’ll make a beautiful and eternal love with new man.
first stretchy before to begin, after that 5 min. warm up, then 20 min. exercise, after 5 min. cool down, and the last thing stretchy after the exercise- 3 or 4 days a week and bam, it’s a health
It is no easy answer to question..
I had heard stories that the costumes are the best publicity that the impresarios could have, and it is free.
(In response to the question, “What is the purpose of your essay?”): tO CALL ATTENTION OF EVERY BODY TO SEE EVERYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP THOSE PEOPLE ON THIS WORLD AND GIVE THEM ALL INFORMATION ABOUT THAT.
Few people require the virtues of humility and service.
(Concluding sentence to an essay): Music is life, music is loud.
In conclusion, almost all the people are a footstep, because they are different and have different abilities that need to explode.
The Mayas believed the world is divided in three parts: the land, the heaven, and hall.
That’s why racism causes cream.
An increase of tourism has many benefits and endangered species.
Testosterone produces the testicles.
Of course there is risk being stolen, but anyway all of us could be stolen one day.
The funds were smooth and white.
But I really like Provo’s banana. It is very palatable.
(Title): Eating the Hard Drive
Especially, victim goes through the bed dream without recognized content, avoid persons and place.
If you enjoyed these, some other fantastic English bloopers are found at engrish.com
posted by The Zimmermans at 4:48 PM
2 Comments:
Kevin, it's official, we're old soulmates cuz ENGRISH.COM has been one of my favorite sites since the millenium began and I was an editor.My boos (director of marketing communications) used to e-mail stuff from that site to all of us. It was especially relevant working for an international company! Good times!
Speaking of being an editor, you may notice as you begin to read my online offerings that I (a) am a terrible, horrific self-editor (see above--"boos"? WTFreak?) and I have keyboard dyslexia (or would it be dysgraphia?)--I type my letters backward, but you'll get used to it.
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