I don't want to die!

Samuel, our manager and Threat to Drivers Everywhere, was pulled over tonight. He was speeding, weaving in and out of traffic, driving without a license and with no license plates, (only expired temporary license plates), and probably endangering the lives of others. The cop didn’t even give him a ticket. His excuse? “My superiors are here and I don’t want to keep them waiting, plus, it’s the end of my shift, but stop driving like an idiot!”