I don't want to die!

Samuel, our manager and Threat to Drivers Everywhere, was pulled over tonight. He was speeding, weaving in and out of traffic, driving without a license and with no license plates, (only expired temporary license plates), and probably endangering the lives of others. The cop didn’t even give him a ticket. His excuse? “My superiors are here and I don’t want to keep them waiting, plus, it’s the end of my shift, but stop driving like an idiot!”

Border Reinforcement

Given that the US started the War in Iraq, I thought the Department of Defense should be called the Department of Offense. Now, with Bush ordering 6,000 members of the National Guard to the Mexican border and proposals to build a fence there, my friend Dan suggested the Department of a Fence.

Mother's Day, 2006

Happy Mother's Day, Rosine.